Nineteen, South-East England

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

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mostly-jensen:

HAPPY 2014 EVERYONE

Sincerely, THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM

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iamtonysexual:

sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

#IM CRYING#YEA OK THIS IS DEEP BUT#THE POOR PERSON PROBABLY HAD NO IDEA THE CEMENT WAS WET#JUST IMAGINE THEIR FACE WHEN THEIR BIKE SLOWED IN THE CONCRETE LIKE#SHIT I FUCKED UP GOD DAMN IT

iamtonysexual:

sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?

Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

(Source: grindlebone, via chooseyourfuckinfate)

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cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

(via chooseyourfuckinfate)

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sheeptopus:

redphonebooth3:

betterthandarkchocolate:

prettyarbitrary:

toastoat:

WHY IS SOME CLOTHING SO HARD

Okay, show of hands.  Who else has experienced legitimate fear of becoming trapped in a piece of clothing in a fitting room?

*raises hand*

*raises hand*

*raises hand*

I think everyone reblogging has experienced this

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cobalt-fallen-angel:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

winchesterandwinchester:

Tattoo porn

at the beginning of the gif it looked like he had motherfucking demon eyes

Welp..can’t get that out of my head now that I’ve seen it..

cobalt-fallen-angel:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

winchesterandwinchester:

Tattoo porn

at the beginning of the gif it looked like he had motherfucking demon eyes

Welp..can’t get that out of my head now that I’ve seen it..

(via chooseyourfuckinfate)

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latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.

(via chooseyourfuckinfate)

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lecoeurdunpirate:

gayisthenew-black:

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

Sand moose lmfao 😂

porksicles and horse tornado.. i love those!

(via countvagula)

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alibuttons:

chubby-bunnies:

Mary Lambert - Secrets 

Yes girl! Love it <3

This song feels like it was written for me. The first line caught my attention IMMEDIATELY because I have Bipolar Disorder, and I actually teared up listening to this up-beat song because I related to it so much! 

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