Eighteen, South-East England
madameatomicbomb:

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

too turnt

madameatomicbomb:

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

too turnt

(via elliesdangerousmind)

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speightbrigade:

nicolascageforthirteenthdoctor:

samuel-vimes:

misbeliefs:

british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today

american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked

you’ve never met a british boy have you

oi m8 i fink ur fine as tits

thaats more like it.

(via mrsmeganbing)

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i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(Source: chroniclesofpanem, via mrsmeganbing)

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unshaped:


SHE DREW A FACE ON A CARROT

unshaped:

SHE DREW A FACE ON A CARROT

(Source: deepseamantis, via rosesalts)

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swolizard:

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Nope I don’t get it

hahahahahahahahha

swolizard:

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Nope I don’t get it

hahahahahahahahha

(via mrpruddle)

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punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters

punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters

(via flomation)

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3 days ago
flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

(via icamefromsaturn)

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4 days ago

bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

(via riseofcthulhu)

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4 days ago

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(Source: jenkristofu, via p4llettown)

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1 week ago

christinefuckingchapel:

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

my goal in life is to have a relationship like ellen and portia’s

(Source: kayytx, via themodifieddoll)

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1 week ago

adamrichins:

poyzn:

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

This makes so happy. I want a pet squirrel so badly

(via themodifieddoll)

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1 week ago

geesehater:

today was wild from start to finish

(via twotabletaylor)

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1 week ago
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